May 24, 2003 at 10:43:49 PM CDT
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sigur ros - ( ) 6

reason one: everyone's favorite republican, ari fleisher is resigning. reasons unstated, but it may have to do with recent stories about how crafted dubya's "persona" is. "persona?" bush quipped. "like that is dyslexic person a?"

reason two: [NYTimes psuedo-journalist and self-annointed Black Man Jayson] Blair is already floating a book proposal about the scandal, according to The Washington Post. The proposed book is entitled "Burning Down My Master's House," an angry rant at the paper that he called "my tormentor, my other drug, my slavemaster," the Post said. The proposal portrays Blair as a black man "who rose from the fields and got a place in the master's house and then burned it down the only way he knew how," according to the Post.

reason three: someone rolled my house. someone tall. someone with experience. and there was a sign that said NOTICE in my tree. oh, i noticed alright.